Wednesday, 25 November 2009

Deep dark and damp days in darkest Brittany


Sunday morning. Besieged by storms ,the solar lights uncharged , we are like pioneers swathed in the gloom of an ancient winter, rain lashing the house outside and casting a sombre pall over everything inside . This house was built long ago, its back turned against the wind, hunkering down into the cleft between the roundness of the hills like an old man crouching in a ditch, trees planted for protection over the centuries dwarfing it.. Outside the light cast through the autumn colours of beech and birch is golden the sky a sickly yellow like a fading bruise from the nights beating.It is 10.30 and so dark I am writing by candle light.

We are not prepared for this sudden jolt back through the centuries to a time before electricity. We have not yet ordered the wood for winter a cold wind whips beneath eh door and no one can remember how to light the oil lamp nor whether it will work on petrol , The torches batteries are either dead or running low and we can not find the matches. We have bottled gas though and candles and jumpers to keep us warm so we play at being cast aways whilst the pressure cooker hisses unkind threats at the chicken ensnared in its belly and the boys play joyfully with their toys in the dark. The last time the power died it took 36 hours to revive it but we have not learnt our lesson believing the EDF ( French electricity) that with the new lines installed it would never happen again. Meanwhile we wait and watch.

Our young neighbour arrives do we have electricity? Nope him neither we lament being at the end of the line. Can he use our mobile to call the EDF his needs charging. We sit and admire his optimism at getting anyone to answer on a Sunday. He calls, we put on the kettle for coffee the gas splutters . EDF play soothing music but sat nothing. We decide they are all good catholics and in church where there are plenty of candles or are bad communist and too lazy to work at weekends. The wind roars, the sky darkens the rain comes again. The gas dies, so much for coffee then. Still EDF plays soothing songs. Young neighbour goes home and my husband goes off in search of a new Gaz bottle in the next town to check if they have any power.The wind continues to howl.

I grew up by the sea and, with each rising crescendo of the gale, instinctively half listen for the crash of the waves as the wind rises but there is no abating and it roars on like a ceaseless argument between sky and land.


What was it like then, before ,to live in the depths of Brittany down in the hollows of the Kreizh Breizh between rocks and woods. The old houses have vast inglenooks deep enough to sit inside and in winter the family lived therein, women on one side men another in the heat and smoke of the fire slowly being kippered so that the old photographs show them dark skinned like Indians from the dirt and soot. The beds were built in boxes "Lit Clos" with doors , giant cupboards to keep out the cold and the animals lived often in the same room for added warmth. With mud and rain in winter once the day light faded people stayed in doors or gathered together in each others houses to talk and drink cidre and play music keep the dark spirits at bay. I imagine the dirt the damp and the smell and think perhaps my own kitchen which to my eyes is badly in need of gutting and replacing, and very probably smelling of cats and wet dogs isn't too bad after all.

Forget the glossy magazines which try to tempt us along the fussy path of foppish floral fripperies , this is real country living not the world of Kath kidson matching apron and oven gloves, recessed ceiling lights and the rustic furniture bought at great expense from some emporium selling lifestyles, the comfy floral sofas and artfully shabby chic cupcake stands, the colour co-ordinated Le Cruesset and the matching Aga and store bought flowers. I do not know one real country person, someone born and bred to the life who has anything but mismatched china, hand me down furniture and and odd assortment of glasses and serving dishes .


Sitting in the half light viewing my world through rain splattered windows I realise ,that as Thanksgiving approaches, I have much to be thankful for. I may not have rural dream which looks so enticing on the glossy page, but what I do have is the rural reality and even without electricity here in rain soaked mud splattered wind torn Brittany I wouldn't ask for more.
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Photograph is an old hand tinted image of a typical Breton interior with lit clos earth floors and an inglenook fireplace.

Wednesday, 11 November 2009

The lost generation



In the Great War the Bretons fought for France and had the highest death toll of any region. twenty five per cent of the populace perished, leaving farms to fall into decay and families broken. The whole thing was repeated in second world war. Having grown up in poverty and hardship in a poor agricultural region the country boys of Finistrere, Cotes d'Armor and Morbihan were habituated to walking miles in wooden sabots and working long hours in rain on poor rations. Leather boots and heavy greycoats were for them a great improvement on sacking flung about thier shoulders to keep out the wet which is tradiionally what men wore in winter in the fields.

Today is a national holiday of rememberance, yesterday the school children in each village made wreaths from the last of the flowers in the gardens to lay on the village war memorials. Here , in communities where it is rare to move away from your home village the dead are not forgotten they are still part of the family of the commune.

The poem below by Rupert Brooke marks the lost youth of all those who fought in the "War to end all Wars" and sadly each War that has come with regular monotony after it, regardless of which side ,which nation, which creed or political belief they held they are all lost now and yet it continues. Little changes then except the uniforms.

ANTHEM FOR DOOMED YOUTH

What passing-bells for these who die as cattle?
Only the monstrous anger of the guns.
Only the stuttering rifles' rapid rattle
Can patter out their hasty orisons.
No mockeries now for them; no prayers nor bells;
Nor any voice of mourning save the choirs, –
The shrill, demented choirs of wailing shells;
And bugles calling for them from sad shires.
What candles may be held to speed them all?
Not in the hands of boys but in their eyes
Shall shine the holy glimmers of goodbyes.
The pallor of girls' brows shall be their pall;
Their flowers the tenderness of patient minds,
And each slow dusk a drawing-down of blinds.

September - October, 1917



If you would like to more about the "war Poets" and the lost generation of modernist writers then you may be interested in this site .

Saturday, 31 October 2009

All hail Halloween




I was rather miffed in an icy English way when trying to make a rendezvous for youngest a couple of weeks ago. The Orthophoniste, leaning over her desk, pen hovering, said “hmm you will be going to England for the holidays so we shall have to book a rendezvous after school re starts”.

“How dare she presume we would be trooping back to England” I growled at youngest en route home, I bristled at been branded with those expats who hurtled backwards and forwards across the channel like demented yo-yo’s . How, I seethed a vrai Madame Grognonne, did she know we were going to England anyway! We rarely go, well only for funerals or the visiting of sick relatives, which is what in fact we were doing this time.

“C’est Toussaint” said youngest with the calm tone reserved for idiots . Thus the truth dropped with an audible clunk. It is indeed Toussaint and of course she would presume we were going “home” nothing to do with my compatriots’ obsession with returning to stock up on sliced white mothers pride or instant gravy browning at all. She had just assumed that, I like any good Breton would be travelling to the land of my fathers to visit and honour the family graves armed with car load of Chrysanthemums like some mad peripatetic paysagist.

Despite the jollity of Chrysanthemums (can they be jolly? I am not sure but in the language of flowers the symbolize Cheerfulness, optimism, rest, truth, long life, joy except bizarrely in Europe where it is the symbol of death and grief so you rarely see them used as garden or house plants here) there is a certain penetrating sadness about Toussaint, it marks the passing of time, the loss of old friends and family and the changing of ways of life. Not many I suspect keep the all night vigil at the graveside as they once did. But at least they are remembered around the dinner table where the family meet in the dark of All Hallows eve and tell old stories of the dead family members, gone but not forgotten. It is important to mark the passing of the year to remember how deep our Racine’s run no matter how far we have grown from our place and people who gave us life.

Historically the Celts started the whole dressing up as ghouls and making a racket thing. They would extinguish their fires dress up as horrible ghouls and wander the village making lots of noise and generally being unpleasant in an effort to discourage lost spirits attempting to hijack the bodies of the living. Summer officially ended on November 1st in the Celtic calendar with the feast of Samhain and it was on the eve of that feast that the barrier which kept apart the worlds between living and dead was weakest thus allowing disenchanted spirits to pop back to the old world to see what they could grab, a bit like the expats with their sliced white loaves I suppose.





Anyway The pumpkins are lit and my two ghouls are all dressed up ready to trot off and maraud about the Bourg as soon as Daddy gets home from work. Meanwhile outside the owls are hooting and the dogs are howling fit to wake the dead and I shall sit in the kitchen preparing dragons blood and witches eyes for tea and remembering those who have gone before us marked one hopes with the sign of peace. I do hope they are marked with the sign of peace, I really do not think I have the wit or wisdom to do battle with evil spirits this evening although I may manage a gin at a push!

Friday, 16 October 2009

What a Hoot!


Yesterday was a day packed, like a tin of Paimpol Sardines, full of rendezvous. Being a wise old owl I master minded proceedings with the precision of a Napoleonic campaign, dashing about Brittany to ensure both boys were in the right place at the right time with all the necessary accouterments and dressed appropriately for each occasion, clean teeth for the Orthodontist, clean hands for the orthophonist, clean sports kit for Handball and , as always with any expedition involving diminutive Frenchmen , a suitable supply of goutes to keep the ever present loupe of hunger at bay, for as Napoleon famously said "an army marches on its stomach".
On the final leg of the journey , driving along in the pitch blackness of country lanes we were halted by the sight of an Barn owl sitting unperturbed by our headlights in the middle of the road and with no intention it seemed of stirring one feather in flight. Thus we ground to a sedate halt and waited.
"Look boys isn't it beautiful!"

"Is it a Chouette? ( French name for Barn Owl)" asked Middle .
"Yes" I said gleefully proud of his ornithological skills .
" Oh Chouette!( the French for "Oh Great! " ) said youngest.
The French language has a not so endearing trick of using the same word spelt and pronounced the same way to mean a variety of quite diverse things, which has no doubt led to some interesting misunderstandings in history . Any way back to the Owl...
"Someone close to us is going to die" .they both said with typical French resignation.
"Not true" I chirruped " its just a myth" . They gave me one of those slow steady stares reserved for demented elderly relatives who have uttered something particularly stupid.
The problem is that our Breton neighbours believe, and I mean seriously believe, that to see a Chouette and hear its call means someone you love will fall off their proverbial twig in the not to distant future if not before. Rather a fatalistic lot they are at times. Since we live surrounded by woodland and barns all of which are bustling with Chouettes it can make an evening excusion rather a tense event at times. No wonder the locals rarely go out after dark.
"Anyway" I prattled like the vielle chouette that I am ( and that means silly old bag in French, see I told you French vocab was a cunning beast!)
"We aren't Breton so it doesn't apply to us"
My passengers were not convinced and as if to emphasise the inevitability of a dear ones passing each devoured another Madelaine in resigned silence. I could feel their minds working on the list of family and friends crossing of those accounted for and pondering for whom the owl would screech.
After an age the Owl gave a rather Gaelic shrug and took off silently into the night having successfully put a damper on our evening. Not that I believe in those things but I did drive very carefully all the way home!

Wednesday, 7 October 2009

A Kiss is just a kiss....



We are going back to Blighty for a brief visit over the Toussaint break. Its not something we do very often our trips to England usually being for death bed scenes, or, if we didn't get there fast enough for those, funerals. It is a long time since our boys have trodden upon their native soil a fact that was brought home today on the school run by youngest.

"Mummy" he said, long pause " Do the English Bisous?"

Another long pause whilst mummy ponders an appropriate answer" Um no , not generally poppet"

Even longer pause as youngest contemplates life without bisous. After all here every day starts with a bisous, friends bisous, family bisous, teenagers slouching at the school gate bisous, life here is one big re-affirming kiss after another.

"Oh how sad " says a wobbly voice from the back seat " French people living in England they must be so lonely having no one to bisous them"

Another long pause "They are very bizarre aren't they..."

"Who darling?"

"The English Mummy"

Oh Môn Dieu my own little diminutive Froglet if only you knew!!!

Thursday, 17 September 2009

Today is a day for biting back.

Today is not a good day. Today is a day for being someone else. Today is a day for running away to sea, for joining the foreign legion for being anything but what I am. Yesterday was not a good day but today definitely stinks.

Today is so bad I may have to attack the kitchen. I have already embarked upon a blitzkrieg of my studio under cover of darkness and look and smell like something the cat has peed in so what do I have to lose if I now scrub the work surfaces with some vile toxic potion guaranteed to kill all the jolly microbes in the fosse septic? Not my equilibrium that has gone already. Nope, today I am not a happy woman.

It is blowing a gale outside, how apt as I am brewign up a storm inside too, and autumn, freshly arrived with a scowl, has brought an air so thick with damp that my joints ache and my fingers are too stiff to paint and I keep dropping things. Our Broadband hates bad weather and the only thing that has managed to fight its way through cyber space is an invitation from a women’s international expat group to ask me if I will blog about life in France. Ladies today is not a good day, my writing is not going to encourage or inspire people to travel and embrace the expat life. They will read my blog and weep.

The morning started if not with joy at least with hope. Hope that after yesterday things might in fact have improved. I was woken at 5 by a nightmare which involved my trying to recapture our Labradors whilst being berated by a small dark French woman complaining that they should not be allowed to roam free. I totally agree madam, no need to invade my already distressed psyche to tell me that but if you can find a way to repair the electric fence then please be my guest because it stumps me. Breakfast was fine if you ignore the fact that it was eaten at 7am to the accompaniment of the sound of the wind impersoanting a train outside and one of the cats licking blood from the floor, he having caught his own breakfast, and another of them savaging me as I went past to put the kettle on. The school run was bearable and, on the way home, we even remembered to post the terribly urgent letter we forgot to post on the way there.

At home I collected the eggs, only dropped one, got youngest mustered for school and we were doing fine despite the contents of the kiln looking as if they have developed small pox because of a glazing fault. I was ignoring the feeling of rising panic in my chest, ( you know that feeling when something tells you that you are really should runaway very fast whilst your brain is ignoring it,?) until we got to school and I kissed smallest on head and said have a good day and try hard with your writing at which he dropped his head and he said “I always try my hardest but my teacher doesn’t believe me she says I don’t. But it’s Ok you don’t have to go in and see her.She thiks there is nothgin wrong with me I just don't try”

Is manslaughter still considered a crime of Passion in France because I may well have to kill this woman? Woman? Well actually barely out of college so more a post teenager, a new teacher determined to be firm and sure that we parents are just being namby pamby English and if we only pushed him harder he would be fine. A teacher who has, it seems, decided that in the one term she is gong to be there (she is covering maternity leave for yet another new teacher) she will cower him into writing neatly by sheer force of her scowl and meanness. The school knows he has dyslexic and dysorthographie but she it seems with all the conviction of youth knows better than the orthophoniste ,,to whom he goes once a week to help him fathom the unfathomable depths of writing, the specialist well, no actually the two specialists, who conducted a barrage of tests on him and have decided that is what he is and are trying to decide what can be done to help him. Nope this new teacher says, he must try harder at writing, keeps him in at break time because he doesn’t finish his work, rolls his eyes when he comes back at the end of the day to collect the books he has forgotten and has told him no, he can not use the specially shaped pens recommended by all the aforementioned professionals he must use the ones school provides, which are basically cheap and flimsy and terribly for handwriting but hey what would I know I am only a mother and a teacher and old enough to be her mother at that and if I was I would box her ears.

I know any child needs to be encouraged to develop a positive, determined attitude and that hard work is necessary to overcome the obstacles presented by dyslexia. I also know children will reflect the attitudes of their parents and teachers so authority figures in the child’s life need to help develop personal confidence and inspire the child not to give up, not demoralise them even further when they already feel they are letting everyone down by falling so far behind their siblings and school mates.

And I write this not for sympathy nor for effect but to so I will keep my promise and not go into see teacher and I will not give in to my strongest of urges to run away with him and protect him form all those people who think deep down that its just laziness and pure bloody-mindedness and quite frankly a bit of an embarrassment to have a 9 year old who can’t write as well as his friends.

This is why today is a bad day and which is why next time the cat bites me in passing I may have to go and bite the cat back.



Wednesday, 8 July 2009

Moving pictures and a Bolt from the Blue-Ray


I have seen a lot of movies in my time, I think the first one was sound of music which my brother and I and two friends snuck into to watch at the Rex Cinema in a small fading Victorian coastal resort on the Isle of Wight, we watched it one and a half times before we were discovered and turned out but it was worth every minute of crouching in the dark. At school the nuns would dig out some old black and white film for the end of term, sitting in serried ranks cross legged on the polished parquet floors in our navy blue knickers. One year I remember watching something which I think was called The Red shoes; I can remember nothing of the plot except that it involved her pride and greed to possess the ruddy footwear and that the poor 1950’s beauty in the starring role seemed to be stuck into her ballet shoes and danced herself to death. Very sobering for a small child with limited experience, and I am sure cured all of us of any desire to have red shoes or do ballet for that matter. I can not imagine what the sisters were thinking of!


Cinema trips with my Father were of a much more grown up, the cinema a very plush Gaumont with gold baroque architraves and red velvet curtains on the boxes and an entire flotilla of cherubim and seraphim cavorting about the ceiling. The nuns would not have approved I fear. I always wanted to sit in a box, still haven’t done it yet and now I suspect most cinemas are multiplexes in England so if I ever go back I have lost my chance to watch a re-run of War and Peace in regal splendour. Our local cinema here is very twee, A tiny thing and awfully friendly. Tickets are 3 Euros in the school holidays, no need to sneak in without paying at that price, and everyone knows everyone and the entire audience sits in a clump in the middle leaving the rest of the small auditorium free for tourists and “Johnny no friends”, so that it looks as if they have been dropped from a great height into their seats or swept there by the cleaners .


These days most of my cinematic experience is home based. I suspect we may have one of the largest DVD collections in Brittany and it growing ungainly, I shall have to perform some judicious pruning before we are swamped even further with each new enticing release from Pixar or Disney. If I ever give up buying movies I suspect the entire industry might fall into recession. It is a great responsibility to carry on ones shoulders.


Sad to say many of the DVD’s we have did not lived up to their trailers or our expectations. At least that makes it easier to humanely cull some of them, but it is disappointing when something you see on a trailer turns out to be such a let down. Recently we have seen several movies which promised high flying comedy of a family kind only to reveal itself, once seen in total, as excruciatingly dull bar the scenes selected for the trailers themselves. I hate that when it happens. It is like biting into a cake only to find the cream is in fact artificial not fresh and the icing not chocolate by only coloured to look that way. I wonder is there a law one might invoke to save the consumer from such travesties or is it merely buyer beware and on my own head be it?
One film that has not fallen short of expectations is the new Walt Disney animation “Bolt”. I was all set for a mildly dire evening watching yet another disappointing kids DVD, albeit in glorious Blue-Ray( no, I don’t know what it is either but there you are it tells me on the box it gives me a pristine picture and theatre quality sound) starring Disney’s newest hero and was amazed to find it was really very good indeed. All of us loved it, even our resident theatre critic. I won’t spoil the plot, oh yes it has one honestly, but here is a trailer
http://video.google.fr/videosearch?q=trailer+Bolt&hl=fr&emb=0&aq=f#
so you can see for yourself. It is I think one of the rare family movies we will be watching again and again. So if you are looking for a little light relief for the school holidays do seek out this one it actually delivers more than it promises which is a pleasant change!